The Frictionary # 1102
Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:
10536. Dictators always look good until the last ten minutes. (Jan Masaryk)
10537. Depressions may bring people closer to the church - but so do funerals. (Clarence Darrow)
10538. Super glue setting time: wood: 30sec. plastic:20 sec. ceramic: 15 sec. fingers: instant. (Laetitia Castwa)
10539. It took less than an hour to make the atom, a few hundred million years to make the stars and planets, but five billion years to make man.* *Numbers now revised.
10540. Lying is the talent of those who do not have any. (Marie-Josph Chénier)
10541. The art of translation lies less in knowing the other language than in knowing your own. (Ned Rorem)
10542. Thousands upon thousands have studied disease. Almost no one has studied health. (Adelle Davis)
10543. I am the ocean/ who longs to touch your foot. (Richard Desjardins)
10544. I was playing chess with a friend and he said, "Let's make this interesting." So, we stopped playing chess. (?)
10545. The emotional, sexual, and psychological stereotyping of female begins when the doctor says, "It's a girl." (Shirley Chisholm)
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